About Timothy Saffles
TIMOTHY SAFFLES
Everything I say is the truth, the absolute truth and nothing but the truth so help me (insert higher power/spiritual being/grand poobah of your choice here).
If you don’t believe me, or in the case I am actually lying, by reading this site you agree to realign your perceptions, or if it is possible, to realign reality, so that your perceptions and/or reality fall in line with my statements and beliefs.
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Further, I claim 50% ownership in any/all conversations I may or may not have with people I may or may not know, in form electronic, physical or otherwise just in case any of those people decide to make money based upon said conversations without paying a royalty to me.
These terms and conditions may be changed at any time with only my consent. By reading anything on this site, up to and including only the URL, you have consented to any changes in these policies either pro-actively and/or retro-actively.
1st year law student busy reading the coming semester's texts. Aspiring politico. Internet businessman. Interested in the socio-cultural aspects of American society, changes that affect the "little guy", use of authority (and abuse of it), Intellectual Property law and Criminal Law. For added flavor, I also play drums in a trip-hop band.